Thursday, March 08, 2007

CCP Self Defense Class



Rep. Steve King, R-Grand Junction, will be hosting a self defense class in the capitol basement tonight at 6:30 pm for lawmakers and staffers. Click here for more info.

The Colorado Conservative Project is also sponsoring a self defense class for lawmakers and capitol staffers, in fact Democrat lawmakers are especially encouraged to come . This cost of the class is approximately $570 with an additional cost of $150 to legally use the methods employed by CCP.

Taught by Sensei's Harvey, Brophy, Kopp, Penry, Gardner and Renfroe the CCP dojo guarantees methods that far exceed any taught by other Judo, Karate or Ju-Jitsu dojos. As a warning, CCP methods are so effective at defending your home and family that many liberals have tried for years to ban them.

We guarantee 100% satisfaction and as a side note we promise that in a situation where you would have to defend yourself against a student from Sensei King's dojo that you would successfully kick their @$$.

(Editors note: The Colorado Conservatie Project respects what Represenative King is doing and this post was meant only as a joke.)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Except they forgot to mention that McInnis voted againist the federal marriage amendment

Brian said...

hilarious, there is a couple federal lawmakers that would benefit by being trained by your 'senseis'