The HIllary Rodham Psalm
Hillary is my shepherd, I shall not want.
She makes me to bow down to big government.
She leads me beside the abortion clinic.
She restores gun control.
She leads me in the paths of socialism, for her name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of liberalism, I will fear no evil; for Hillary is with me.
Her benefits and handouts, they comfort me.
Hillary prepares a health care system before me, in the presence of my better judgment.
She fills my head with promises.
My welfare cup runs over.
Surely, higher taxes and illegal immigration will follow me all the days of my life; and I will dwell in the house of the Clinton's forever!